{"id":15737,"date":"2015-10-30T00:30:10","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T23:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=15737"},"modified":"2015-10-30T01:22:37","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T00:22:37","slug":"lim-biss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=15737","title":{"rendered":"Lim-Biss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eine alte Dame aus Hessen,<br \/>\ndie liebte es, ausw\u00e4rts zu essen.<br \/>\nDoch einst im Lokal<br \/>\ngab&#8217;s f\u00fcr sie kein Mahl;<br \/>\nsie hatte die Z\u00e4hne vergessen.<\/p>\n<p>Ein Hundehalter aus Peine<br \/>\nverga\u00df f\u00fcr den Pit Bull die Leine.<br \/>\nDer rannte ihm fort<br \/>\nund biss dann vor Ort<br \/>\nim Metzgerladen die Schweine.<\/p>\n<p>Ein Steuerfahnder aus F\u00fcssen<br \/>\nBetr\u00fcger suchte, verbissen.<br \/>\nAls er auch welche fand,<br \/>\nmeinten die s\u00fcffisant,<br \/>\nsie h\u00e4tten reine Gewissen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing,2015<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine alte Dame aus Hessen, die liebte es, ausw\u00e4rts zu essen. Doch einst im Lokal gab&#8217;s f\u00fcr sie kein Mahl; sie hatte die Z\u00e4hne vergessen. Ein Hundehalter aus Peine verga\u00df f\u00fcr den Pit Bull die Leine. Der rannte ihm fort und biss dann vor Ort im Metzgerladen die Schweine. Ein Steuerfahnder aus F\u00fcssen Betr\u00fcger suchte, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[3418,2146,3420,3422,3421,3424,3423,3419],"class_list":["post-15737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-essen","tag-hessen","tag-hundehalter","tag-leine","tag-pit-bull","tag-steuerbetrug","tag-steuerfahnder","tag-zahnersatz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15737"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15751,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions\/15751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}