{"id":16419,"date":"2016-02-28T11:18:51","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T10:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=16419"},"modified":"2016-02-28T11:18:51","modified_gmt":"2016-02-28T10:18:51","slug":"elefantos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=16419","title":{"rendered":"Elefant\u00f6s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Als Ele suchte TTIP-Schl\u00fcssel,<br \/>\nda f\u00fchlte er sich fremd, verkannt.<br \/>\nJedoch mit Pfr\u00fcnden-Riecher, R\u00fcssel<br \/>\ndurchst\u00f6berte er Topf und Sch\u00fcssel,<br \/>\nbis lukrativ er ihn auch fand.<\/p>\n<p>Schnell hatte er sich umbenannt,<br \/>\nverlie\u00df das Dorf am Fl\u00fcsschen D\u00fcssel,<br \/>\nnennt sich ganz stolz nur\u201e Ele Fand\u201c,<br \/>\nfast unverf\u00e4nglich, doch bekannt.<br \/>\nEr ist nun Lobbyist in Br\u00fcssel,<br \/>\npoliert geheim den TTIP-Schl\u00fcssel,<br \/>\ngeht Gro\u00df-Konzernen gern zur Hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing,2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Als Ele suchte TTIP-Schl\u00fcssel, da f\u00fchlte er sich fremd, verkannt. Jedoch mit Pfr\u00fcnden-Riecher, R\u00fcssel durchst\u00f6berte er Topf und Sch\u00fcssel, bis lukrativ er ihn auch fand. Schnell hatte er sich umbenannt, verlie\u00df das Dorf am Fl\u00fcsschen D\u00fcssel, nennt sich ganz stolz nur\u201e Ele Fand\u201c, fast unverf\u00e4nglich, doch bekannt. Er ist nun Lobbyist in Br\u00fcssel, poliert geheim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,76],"tags":[2367,3647,3644,3396,3648,3646,3645,3000],"class_list":["post-16419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gesellschaftskritisches","category-typisierung","tag-brussel","tag-dussel","tag-ele","tag-konzerne","tag-lobbyist","tag-pfrunden","tag-schlussel","tag-ttip"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16419"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16425,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419\/revisions\/16425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}