{"id":16484,"date":"2016-03-10T10:33:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-10T09:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=16484"},"modified":"2016-03-10T10:33:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-10T09:33:44","slug":"wortmord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=16484","title":{"rendered":"Wortmord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Orthop\u00e4de ward zum M\u00f6rder,<br \/>\nhat orthographisch operiert,<br \/>\ndenn er stahl frech das \u201et\u201c der W\u00f6rter<br \/>\nund hat ein \u201ed\u201c flugs implantiert.<br \/>\nDann stellte er, der stolze Tropf,<br \/>\nauch noch ihr \u201e W\u201c falsch auf den Kopf.<\/p>\n<p>Den Duden wurmte sein Gef\u00f6rder<br \/>\ner sei ja wahrhaft kein Genie,<br \/>\nerwiese sich als W\u00f6rter-M\u00f6rder,<br \/>\nein Fall von Crime-Legasthenie.<br \/>\nGeschehe das mit Ort und Hort,<br \/>\nw\u00fcrd&#8216; schnell zum Sport der Serien-Mord.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing,2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Orthop\u00e4de ward zum M\u00f6rder, hat orthographisch operiert, denn er stahl frech das \u201et\u201c der W\u00f6rter und hat ein \u201ed\u201c flugs implantiert. Dann stellte er, der stolze Tropf, auch noch ihr \u201e W\u201c falsch auf den Kopf. Den Duden wurmte sein Gef\u00f6rder er sei ja wahrhaft kein Genie, erwiese sich als W\u00f6rter-M\u00f6rder, ein Fall von [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,42],"tags":[3681,3683,3677,3680,3679,3682,3676,3675,3684,3685,3678],"class_list":["post-16484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sprache","category-surrealistisches","tag-duden","tag-hort","tag-lautspielerei","tag-legasthenie","tag-morder","tag-ort","tag-orthographie","tag-orthopade","tag-serienmord","tag-skurriles","tag-worter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16484"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16491,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16484\/revisions\/16491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}