{"id":1706,"date":"2009-07-20T10:32:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T09:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=1706"},"modified":"2009-07-20T18:26:57","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T17:26:57","slug":"tierisches-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=1706","title":{"rendered":"Tierisches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1714\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/muschelpferd-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/muschelpferd-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/muschelpferd-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/muschelpferd.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Muscheln<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Im Meere lagen mies die Muscheln.<br \/>\nSie hatten wieder fies zu tuscheln<br \/>\n\u00fcber Austern, deren Kerle,<br \/>\ndie nur aus seien auf Perlen.<br \/>\nDoch weil Muscheln meistens nuscheln,<br \/>\nh\u00f6rt ja niemand , was sie tuscheln.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Fliegen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Zwei Fliegen sa\u00dfen ganz verdutzt<br \/>\nauf einem Tisch, der frisch geputzt.<br \/>\nWar er doch grade noch verschmutzt<br \/>\nmit Mus, das sie so gern verputzt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Warum hei\u00dfen Fliegen Fliegen,<br \/>\nda sie doch auch sitzen, liegen ?<br \/>\nW\u00e4re es nicht auch spitze,<br \/>\nman nennt die Fliege &#8222;Sitze&#8220;? <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em>Ingrid Drewing<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muscheln Im Meere lagen mies die Muscheln. Sie hatten wieder fies zu tuscheln \u00fcber Austern, deren Kerle, die nur aus seien auf Perlen. Doch weil Muscheln meistens nuscheln, h\u00f6rt ja niemand , was sie tuscheln. Fliegen Zwei Fliegen sa\u00dfen ganz verdutzt auf einem Tisch, der frisch geputzt. War er doch grade noch verschmutzt mit Mus, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schmunzelgedicht"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1715,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions\/1715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}