{"id":18676,"date":"2017-05-25T04:09:50","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T03:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=18676"},"modified":"2017-05-25T04:44:13","modified_gmt":"2017-05-25T03:44:13","slug":"reim-dich-oder-ich-fress-dich-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=18676","title":{"rendered":"Reim dich oder ich fress dich!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Zum sogenannten &#8222;Vatertag&#8220;)<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEs bedarf wohl kaum der Worte,<br \/>\nwenn ich k\u00f6stlich s\u00fc\u00df vor Orte<br \/>\nmich hier pr\u00e4sentier!\u201c,<br \/>\nmeinte progressiv die Torte,<br \/>\nstand gelassen an der Pforte<br \/>\nund trank ein Glas Bier.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eOff e W\u00f6rtsche,<br \/>\nliebes T\u00f6rtsche,<br \/>\nkomm mal her zu mir!<br \/>\nMach doch uff ganz schnell dess Pf\u00f6rtsche,<br \/>\noder gibbt&#8217;s vielleicht im \u00d6rtsche<br \/>\nirgendwo noch Bier!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLass dies hessische Ges\u00fclze,<br \/>\nl\u00f6sch den Durst mit fremdem Pilse,<br \/>\nmeines geb ich nicht.<br \/>\nFrag im Dorf doch Gastwirts Ilse,<br \/>\nwenn du Gl\u00fcck hast, ja dann will se<br \/>\ndir eins zapfen, dass es zischt.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing,2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Zum sogenannten &#8222;Vatertag&#8220;) \u201eEs bedarf wohl kaum der Worte, wenn ich k\u00f6stlich s\u00fc\u00df vor Orte mich hier pr\u00e4sentier!\u201c, meinte progressiv die Torte, stand gelassen an der Pforte und trank ein Glas Bier. \u201eOff e W\u00f6rtsche, liebes T\u00f6rtsche, komm mal her zu mir! Mach doch uff ganz schnell dess Pf\u00f6rtsche, oder gibbt&#8217;s vielleicht im \u00d6rtsche irgendwo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[328],"tags":[3511,4601,4600,4599],"class_list":["post-18676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","tag-bier","tag-reimerei","tag-torte","tag-vatertag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18676"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18682,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18676\/revisions\/18682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}