{"id":20739,"date":"2018-09-20T13:03:05","date_gmt":"2018-09-20T12:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=20739"},"modified":"2018-09-20T13:03:05","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T12:03:05","slug":"nordsee-reim-dich-oder-ich-fress-dich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=20739","title":{"rendered":"Nordsee \/ Reim dich, oder ich fress dich!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/fishing-2836827_1280-Kopie-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-20740\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still fragte sich Frau Hehlen<br \/>\nbeim Speisen von Garnelen,<br \/>\nob diesen wirklich fehlen<br \/>\nnun ihre armen Seelen.<\/p>\n<p>Es hatten in Cuxhaven<br \/>\nzwei Fischer mal verschlafen;<br \/>\ndrum kam dann auf den Tisch<br \/>\nnur Labskaus und kein Fisch.<\/p>\n<p>Einst schwamm da bei Land unter<br \/>\nan Land &#8217;ne flotte Flunder.<br \/>\nBlieb dort in &#8217;ner Garage,<br \/>\nflach in der Holzstellage<br \/>\nfest h\u00e4ngen in dem Plunder.<\/p>\n<p>Da war se hin, die Flunder!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Text: Ingrid Herta Drewing<br \/>\nFoto: Pixabay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still fragte sich Frau Hehlen beim Speisen von Garnelen, ob diesen wirklich fehlen nun ihre armen Seelen. Es hatten in Cuxhaven zwei Fischer mal verschlafen; drum kam dann auf den Tisch nur Labskaus und kein Fisch. Einst schwamm da bei Land unter an Land &#8217;ne flotte Flunder. Blieb dort in &#8217;ner Garage, flach in der [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5269,65],"tags":[5270,5271,5272,5273,5237,944],"class_list":["post-20739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nordsee","category-reimereien","tag-betulichkeit","tag-fischer","tag-flunder","tag-land-unter","tag-nordsee","tag-reim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20741,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20739\/revisions\/20741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}