{"id":21196,"date":"2019-01-15T12:18:37","date_gmt":"2019-01-15T11:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=21196"},"modified":"2019-01-15T12:20:09","modified_gmt":"2019-01-15T11:20:09","slug":"das-schnupfenmonster-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/?p=21196","title":{"rendered":"Das Schnupfenmonster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Das Schnupfenmonster geht auf Jagd.<br \/>\nDies\u2019 Wetter liebt\u2019s, nasskalt,<br \/>\nund freut sich, wenn es Menschen plagt,<br \/>\negal ob jung\u2019, ob alt\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Es mag\u2019s, wenn seine Opfer niesen;<br \/>\ndas klingt ihm wie Musik;<br \/>\nwenn rote Nasen schniefend flie\u00dfen,<br \/>\ndann tanzt es wild und quiekt.<\/p>\n<p>Dort, wo die Menschenmassen wandern,<br \/>\ns\u00e4t aus es seine Viren<br \/>\nund springt vom Einen flugs zum Andern,<br \/>\num sie zu infizieren.<\/p>\n<p>Fast vierzehn Tage wird man Beute,<br \/>\ndes Schnupfenmonsters Ernte.<br \/>\nDurch hei\u00dfen Tee gelang \u2019s, mir, Leute ,<br \/>\ndass schneller ich\u2019s entfernte.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Schnupfenmonster geht auf Jagd. Dies\u2019 Wetter liebt\u2019s, nasskalt, und freut sich, wenn es Menschen plagt, egal ob jung\u2019, ob alt\u2019. Es mag\u2019s, wenn seine Opfer niesen; das klingt ihm wie Musik; wenn rote Nasen schniefend flie\u00dfen, dann tanzt es wild und quiekt. Dort, wo die Menschenmassen wandern, s\u00e4t aus es seine Viren und springt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1682,9],"tags":[1680,1607,3829],"class_list":["post-21196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-krankheit","category-schmunzelgedicht","tag-schnupfen","tag-tee","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21196"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21199,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21196\/revisions\/21199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}