Das Schnupfenmonster geht auf Jagd.
\nDies‘ Wetter liebt’s, nasskalt,
\nund freut sich, wenn es Menschen plagt,
\negal ob jung‘, ob alt‘.<\/p>\n
Es mag’s, wenn seine Opfer niesen;
\ndas klingt ihm wie Musik;
\nwenn rote Nasen schniefend flie\u00dfen,
\ndann tanzt es wild und quiekt.<\/p>\n
Dort, wo die Menschenmassen wandern,
\ns\u00e4t es aus seine Viren
\nund springt vom Einen flugs zum Andern,
\num sie zu infizieren.<\/p>\n
Fast vierzehn Tage wird man Beute,
\ndes Schnupfenmonsters Ernte.
\nDurch hei\u00dfen Tee gelang’s,mir, Leute ,
\ndass schneller ich’s entfernte.<\/p>\n
\u00a9 Ingrid Herta Drewing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Das Schnupfenmonster geht auf Jagd. Dies‘ Wetter liebt’s, nasskalt, und freut sich, wenn es Menschen plagt, egal ob jung‘, ob alt‘. Es mag’s, wenn seine Opfer niesen; das klingt ihm wie Musik; wenn rote Nasen schniefend flie\u00dfen, dann tanzt es wild und quiekt. Dort, wo die Menschenmassen wandern, s\u00e4t es aus seine Viren und springt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,189,22,63],"tags":[3859,3939,1681,885,1680,1607,1683],"class_list":["post-9218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phantasie","category-regen","category-wetter","category-winter","tag-kalte","tag-krankheit","tag-menschenmassen","tag-nasse","tag-schnupfen","tag-tee","tag-viren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9218"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9221,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218\/revisions\/9221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ingriddrewing.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}